A 15 million Euro super yacht needs photographing in Italy before its released to its buyer, count me in please!, this is how this little trip all started, but due to unforeseen circumstances it didn’t end this way!. I got the nod on behalf of the very talented interior designer Angsumalin “Angie” Phijaranasan (www.Angsumalininteriors.com, http://tinyurl.com/yaqp3or) flight tickets sorted, hotel sorted, camera sorted, everything was ready to go until the dreaded email arrived – Bad news Ry!, the project was delayed and all tickets and reservations were non-refundable. Debating whether to go or not or to just waste non-refundable tickets is a decision ideally that needs to be made jointly, Angie gave me the go ahead to go “enjoy” myself regardless of the projects delay! with that in mind off i trotted down to my local airport for the couple of hour flight to Pisa, i am a big fan of flying and love the whole airport scene, i could just sit in an airport bar for days on end people watching!, once in the departure lounge thats exactly where i found myself, a couple of Guinness’s later and up popped my gate allocation on the flat screen. Gate 24 had a healthy Queue by the time i got there and i arrived just as the doors opened for boarding, a short walk to the aircraft through the rain was the way to go, up the stairs, a double tap on the fuselage for good luck (cant break that superstition now can i?!) and down i sat, all three seats to myself, i could get used to this!
An afternoon touchdown in Pisa, or was it?, the only aircraft on the apron upon arrival was a British Airways A320 and three Ryanair 737′s!!, had we doubled back and landed back at Luton?!, no, the sun was shining and it looked hot – It was most definately not Luton!. I followed the signs to the train station through arrivals and exited the airport, to my amazement as you walk outside the train was just sitting there?!, i worked out how to buy a ticket to Pisa Centrale and had 5 minutes to kill before the train left, great timing indeed!, the train was quite a beaten up sight, daubed in grafitti inside and out i felt quite at home!, it must have been 2 minutes later after the train set off that it stopped at Pisa Centrale, i could have walked that!. A new ticket and a new platform and sadly not a new train was next on my list to Viareggio, more grafitti inside and out!, about 15-20 minutes the train pulled in to Viareggio, not without a little action though, someone in a large party got stuck in the doors at one of the stations and was quite lucky to be pulled free!, both train journeys cost a total of 5 Euro’s which was cheap indeed, i was heading towards the Grand Hotel Royal and didn’t have a clue so after an 11 Euro taxi ride that took 3 minutes i just knew i had just been stung!

The Grand Hotel Royal as you can see is actually quite that – Grand!, Check in couldn’t have been smoother, must have been the quickest check in ever?!, i didn’t want to waste any time as i had only 2 nights in this beautiful hotel so bags were thrown on the bed, swimming shorts on and out i went down to the swimming pool, quite busy but i found a nice little spot on a sun lounger in the far corner, wow, this is the life!, 30 degrees at the very least with blue skies all around. Life around the pool was quite interesting, mostly elderly and most being from the UK, i know i had had a beer or two, definately not a skinful due to the 5 Euro price tag! but there was a 70 odd year old lady with fake “Pamela Anderson” style boobs, amazing really seeing as the rest of the body was a saggy brown leathery mess!, ive never seen that before and my eyes were certainly not decieving me through two beers!!

The evening came, alot quicker due to me falling asleep on my sunlounger!, opposite the hotel is the beach that lies just beyond an esplanade lined with designer shops and wait for it…. Pizza restaurants, oh there were Pizza restaurants and more and more, as far ar the eye could see, now these are quite upmarket pizza restaurants but nethertheless pizza restaurants!, i walked as far as i could go before hitting the marina and lost count at how many people were actually eating pizza’s!, i sat down and guess what, i ate pizza!, it was a mighty fine pizza to say the least!.
A slow walk back to the hotel catching the sights of the beach at sunset was now in order, the beach is actually quite nice but is quite littered with chairs and sun loungers (check google images and you will see!), no clouds to be seen but the sunset went from a beautiful clean blue glow to an orange one and then back to blue again, it didn’t get truly dark until gone 10pm.

My last day was spent chilling out by the swimming pool, buying a few beers and a coca cola, and boy didn’t that can of coke cost, i dont begrudge 5 Euro’s for a beer but 4 euro’s a can of coke, wow!, especially when all i got on the exchange rate was 1 pound = 1 euro!
The pool bar staff and lifeguard were a friendly bunch, i actually felt a bit jealous of the lifeguard, he must have been in his 60′s and had such a cushty job, i could sit around that pool forever!, my factor 15 Hawaiian tropic was doing a good job as it was easily 30 degrees, i didn’t move from my sunlounger from 9am – 4pm!, knowing that i was checking out the next day i decided to take a walk to the train station as i wasn’t going to fall for the “old tourist in an expensive taxi” trick again, after many a wrong turn i found the station, not far really considering, i walked street after street, quaint small streets around every corner with that mediteranean style architecture, what amazed me was the amount of grafitti this town posessed!, i knew and expected the trains to be artisticly adorned, but the walls and houses in the street were too, this was the only negative of my views on Viareggio of which on the whole was a lovely little italian seaside town.

Back at the hotel i decided to enquire about the train times the next day, pretty lucky really – “Sorry Sir, there is a train strike tomorrow”! came the reply from reception!, luckily there is a stop on request bus that stops outside the hotel hourly, good to know that my hour or so search of the train station was in vain!!
Up early the next day for breakfast and a two hour laze beside the pool before check out was in order, check out was as smooth as check in and it was now time to wave goodbye to Viareggio, the bus was on time-ish!, boarded and sat back for the hour ride to Pisa airport, a nice touch and end to my little trip was the bus driving directly past the leaning tower of Pisa, it certainly does lean!.
The airport check in was as manic as most of the european holiday hot spot airports, not really any control but more like a free for all, times like these i like to take a deep breath and go with the flow!, 10 euro’s left to my name which was duly dispatched on a couple of italian beers in a – wait for it……Pizza restaurant!
Ryan